How to tell she is a SLUT!

Gentleman, let us find out if she is a SLUT.  If you are looking for a one night stand or a relationship, then follow these simple tips to help you determine if she is a SLUT or not!

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1) Works as a stripper or has in the past.

If she believes it is acceptable to dance for money and strip down to nothing, then no doubt she is most likely a slut.

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2) Sleeps with you the first night.

If she sleeps with you on the first night, then this is probably not her first rodeo.  So be aware, one night stands might be a common thing with her.

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3) Her ex-boyfriend is still in the picture.

Lets be honest, if she still talks to her ex and is keeping him in the picture then she is a ho. She is either using him or still sleeping with him. Either way you do not want that, so do yourself a favor and run away from this slut.

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4) She does not give you her magic number.

When you ask about her magic number, she just beats around the bush.  She will avoid this question as much as possible.  She might answer with “Oh it is not that many.” If she does not give you a number then it is too high or she has lost count.

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5) She was a cheerleader.

 If you think about it, all a cheerleader does is flash everyone and scream during the game so no wonder they mostly become sluts.  Plus it is basically practice for stripping and erotic dancing.

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6) There is a password lock on her phone.

If she has a password lock on her phone and never unlocks it around you, then lets be real, she probably has something to hide. So lets be careful and assume she is a ho.

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7) Your friends tell you she is a slut.

If your friends tell you she is a slut then she most likely is.  Either they have been there and done that or they know from another perspective and have seen her in the field slutting around.

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8) If you have to ask if she is a slut, then she probably is.